A Memory Upgrade for America
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Recently I upgraded the memory on my computer. It runs Windows Vista and was slow with only 1 gigabyte of memory. I had been told that 2 gigabytes were the minimum for optimum function, but I was lazy. Inertia is a property of matter, but regrettably it is also a property of people. Finally I upgraded the memory to 2 gigabytes. Everything is faster, including word processing and Web surfing. Human beings are not computers − except for bureaucrats, that is. But if we stumble along with inadequate memory, everything we do is less efficient. In particular, our knowledge of...
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
Three arrests, no violence at National Socialist rally (A few more RATS go to jail!)
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Three arrests, no violence at National Socialist rallyBy Matt Lakin Knoxville News Sentinel Updated August 14, 2010 at 10:23 p.m. Swastikas flew on the courthouse lawn Saturday as National Socialists marched through downtown for a rally against illegal immigration. "This is part of our Stand in The South," said Jeff Schoep, commander of the Detroit-based National Socialist Movement. "It's about the survival of America." About 50-60 members of the NSM made the march from Market Square to the courthouse on Main Street, past heckling from more than 100 counter-protesters and surrounded by 400-500 police. "Nazis, go home!" the hecklers shouted....
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN; Does it make a difference?
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WEBTODAY-- Since 1913 we have been transitioning to National Socialism and losing our freedoms bit by bit. Things are now so far gone that about the only difference between Democrats and Republicans is the rate of change. Full transition to National Socialism will be complete under the Democrats in about 10-15 years and under the Republicans in about 25-30 years. Paul Owen contends that the forces of destruction and corruption are so well entrenched you cannot fix the situation by simply throwing the "Bums" out. Throwing the "Bums" won't work because the "Bums" no longer run our country. Electing a...
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
National debt, budget deficit exploding; Treasury commemorates beginning of Ramadan
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Well, I certainly felt more confident and hopeful about America’s financial future after reading this online news release from the U.S. Treasury Department. How about you? Treasury Department Statement Marking the Beginning of Ramadan August 11, 2010 TG-824 Treasury Department Statement Marking the Beginning of Ramadan WASHINGTON – As Muslims in the United States and around the world begin their observance of Ramadan, the U.S. Department of the Treasury recognizes the importance of this period of intense devotion, reflection and charitable giving. Charitable giving and philanthropy are core American values,
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
Students at Lincoln Memorial Told to Stop Singing National Anthem
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A group of high school students attending a conservative leadership conference in Washington, D.C. said they were ordered by a security guard to stop singing the national anthem during a June 25 visit to the Lincoln Memorial. “They told them to stop singing,” said Evan Gassman, a spokesman for the Young America’s Foundation. “I was taken aback. You wouldn’t expect a display of national patriotism to be censored." ... “If their idea of civil disobedience is singing the national anthem, then so be it,” Gassman said. “Let them disobey.” The crime was "singing it loudly".
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
First woman to head major US intelligence agency
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FORT BELVOIR, Va. (AP) -- Letitia A. Long became the first woman director of a major U.S. intelligence agency Monday, taking her post as chief of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency at a ceremony at the agency's half-built, high-tech campus in Springfield, Va....
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
Students at Lincoln Memorial Told to Stop Singing National Anthem
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A group of high school students attending a conservative leadership conference in Washington, D.C. said they were ordered by a security guard to stop singing the national anthem during a June 25 visit to the Lincoln Memorial.
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
NJ man gunned down at anti-violence block party
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PATERSON, N.J. (AP) -- Police say a man attending a block party as part of the National Night Out anti-crime initiative was shot and killed in New Jersey's third-largest city. Paterson police say 39-year-old Robert Godfrey was shot in the head while arguing with another man on a crowded street Tuesday.
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
Missionaries of the Ax
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Located in the very heart of modern-day Germany, in the province of Hesse, is a small humble town of only 15,000 inhabitants. In the middle of that town stands an imposing old cathedral built in the 12th-14th centuries of reddish stone. Situated in front of that cathedral is the statue of a man in a monk’s garb on a stump of a freshly felled oak, with a huge Saxon ax in his hand. The humble town is Fritzlar, called Gaesmere in ancient times. It is known in Germany as the birthplace of two beginnings: Here began the Christianization of Germany,...
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
UK: National census to be axed after 200 years
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Francis Maude, the Cabinet Office minister, said the Census, which takes place every 10 years, was an expensive and inaccurate way of measuring the number of people in Britain. Francis Maude, the Cabinet Office minister Instead, the Government is examining different and cheaper ways to count the population more regularly, using existing public and private databases, including credit reference agencies. It will represent a historic shift in the way that information about the nation’s population, religion and social habits is gathered. The suggestion is likely to be approved by Cabinet next week. It will be too late to prevent the...
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
Town hall meeting on national debt is a reality check for Dallas-area residents
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Several hundred Dallas-area residents gathered Saturday for an all-day brainstorming session about the ballooning national debt. They sweated. They scratched their heads, jotted notes and haggled. They made tough choices and in the end, like Congress itself, many came up short. Frank Reister discussed options with his table Saturday at the AmericaSpeaks town hall meeting on the national debt. Reister thought the choices subtly led people toward protecting entitlement programs. Table 29, for instance, tried earnestly for hours. They got about halfway to the goal of trimming the deficit by $1.2 trillion.
Published on Monday 6th of September 2010 05:20:09 AM
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